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The Little Red Bullet Vibrator from Natalie's Toy Box is a cute, discreet vibrator that can sit on your bookcase without anyone thinking it's a sex toy. Despite its discreet design, from the back, The Little Red Bullet does look quite phallic. This is a very buzzy vibrator, and it's not as quiet as I had hoped a discreet sex toy would be. It has 16 functions and is waterproof, rechargeable, and body safe. There are some nooks & crannies on the face side of the vibrator that can make it more difficult to clean, but an extra soft toothbrush will help get all the hard to reach spots.

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I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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Not entirely sure how this one got its name or how to make a pun of it. I think I'm going have to write my first non pun filled review right now... *shudder* It's very weird to say since I'm still somewhat of a newcomer myself, but I think this would be a good first time personal massager for someone that doesn't want to commit to getting a dildo just yet but wants a nice somewhat inconspicuous toy. It definitely feels nice as a regular massager, and is quite intense as a clitoral stimulator and with 20 patterns, 8 intensities, a 90-120 min use time and a memory retention feature you can't really go wrong.

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Fleshlight really knocked it out of the park with this sex toy. This toy is definitely unique. I mean, just look at the bright red case. It's the first red toy in my collection! And the texture? Super weird. I can see why some guys might not be into it. But me? I absolutely loved it. It felt like my shaft was being brushed by pleasure bristles with every stroke. I can already tell that I'm going to be using this toy for a while. Even if it's not my favorite toy of all time, it offers a unique feeling. And for that reason, it's going to be in my rotation pretty frequently.

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So here’s the rundown: the Erena Extra is a collab toy between Tamatoys and Erena—some kind of VTuber chick who calls herself a “retired succubus.” And listen… if this thing is what retirement looks like, then she must’ve been sucking souls straight outta nutsacks during her prime. I don’t know much about her lore or her streams, but what I do know is this sleeve is slutty. Not “elegant courtesan” slutty—gremlin energy, gutter-dwelling, back-alley throat goat slutty. It’s fat, squishy, and unapologetically loose in a way that makes you feel like you just stuck your cock in a cursed relic from some demon shrine. And I mean that in the best possible way. The tunnel’s chaos incarnate. It’s got these weird shifts in tightness, sloppy ridges, suction pockets—it’s like the toy was built by someone possessed mid-design. You lube up, slide in, and it’s instant spiritual warfare on your dick. She doesn’t just take you—she consumes you, like she’s trying to drag your soul down into her post-retirement succubus void. She ain’t realistic. She ain’t refined. But if you want a toy that makes you feel like you’re about to be locked in a forbidden summoning circle mid-nut, this is it. For around 50 bucks, you’re getting unholy value and a one-way ticket to the horny afterlife. One session with Erena and you’ll be screaming her name like a tier 3 simp…and honestly? She deserves it.

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We LOVE this toy! The blending of the suction with the vibration is spot on, and not only that, it is not a regular vibration, but the textured shaft moves in the iconic 'come hither' motion which presses on just the right spots. Just a warning for those with a sensitive clit though: this toy sucks HARD. Even on the lowest setting we need to use it gently. Speaking of settings, there are three suction settings: strong, stronger and strongest. The insertable portion has 10 vibration and movement patterns but quite honestly some of them are weird. We wife prefer the straight forward vibration witht he fingering motion. The combination of the suction and the shaft make for mind blowing orgasms and I'd lie if I said it was a long ride. Let's just say I don't pick this toy if we want to take it slow...

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A fantastic toy with interesting stimuli and sensations. This is admittedly my first oral style stroker but it surely wasn’t a let down. I would definitely recommend it if you don’t mind spending a few bucks.

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Dude… the Emma Hix Syrup sleeve, it totally rules. Like, it doesn’t try to be all flashy or weird with a million ridges and crazy twists. Nah, it’s chill at first bt being super smooth and welcoming. It’s like the sleeve is just like, “Hey… come on in,” and you’re like, “Okay… thanks.” But then right around the middle, it tightens up like a freakin’ python made of velvet. It grabs on and doesn’t let go until your legs are doing that twitchy thing and you start seeing static. It’s wild. And the suction is unreal man. You mess with the end cap even a little and suddenly it’s like your junk’s getting pulled into a silky vortex. Like a really nice quicksand trap, but for wieners. The orifice is molded off Emma herself, and it looks awesome. Super detailed, super hot, just sitting there looking all innocent but totally not innocent at all. If you’re into Emma or just want something that starts out gentle and then absolutely wrecks you halfway through, this one’s it. No joke, it sneaks up on you like a ninja.

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Okay, so to me this toy looks more like a weird alien claw than a cute bunny, but trust me—it’s actually a total treat in the bedroom. Despite the odd looks, it definitely got me hopping in the right direction. With 10 vibration settings that range from buzzy to rumbly, it gives you plenty of options to find your perfect vibe. The dual stimulation is the real deal: the gently curved shaft targets your G-spot, while those distinct bunny ears hit just the right spot on your clit. It's not about overwhelming intensity, but rather steady, manageable pleasure—perfect for those who like to take their time. It’s the perfect size—small enough for solo play, yet big enough to bring satisfying sensations when used with a partner, leaving you on the "edge" of something amazing. The internal bullet vibrator can also be used on its own for external stimulation. Just slide the sleeve off and experiment.

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